The Hailey Jones Orchestra, conducted by none other than Hailey Jones herself, continues rehearsal. Having mastered the four key piano, she has moved on to percussion. Her latest instrument is the stainless steel bowl.
The instrument is best played with a plastic spoon.
This one time, Rob Short brought his mom’s Cabbage Patch Doll over to my house when we were younger, like 16. I can’t remember why he had his mom’s Cabbage Patch Doll, more importantly, I can’t remember how it ended up in the oven, but or some reason we put the doll in the oven. Later that night the oven got turned on and the rotten smell of charred Cabbage Patch Doll filled the house. Right about then, we remembered that the Cabbage Patch doll was in the oven.
I wonder what Rob told his mom?