The Wish List

Hailey is registered at [Target][1], so why haven’t you bought
something yet? Come on cheapskate, she has needs you
know. Sheesh.

__Note:__ The fact that some persons may not understand
the humor in the preceding announcement has been brought to our
attention We strongly state that the preceding demand for gifts was in
fact a joke. Now go buy Hailey some gifts. Stop wasting time reading
the fine print. __Buy, Buy, Buy!__