Remember _I Dream of Jeannie?_ Whenever Jeannie granted a wish she would nod her head up, then down. Then _poof_ Major Nelson would be in Tahiti or six inches tall and stuck inside Jeannie’s bottle.

Whenever Hailey wants something out of the pantry or refrigerator, she will say yes and then nod her head up and down in a very stiff motion. Each time she does this, I half expect the _poof_ and I am in Tahiti, or six inches tall and running from Natasha.

If it ever happens, we better hope for Tahiti. I don’t want to get eaten by Natasha.

Regarding CSI, Forensics, Paramedics, and Four Cop Cars

Brianna calls to say that an apartment that the had just leased to a Man, a Woman, and two kids had four cop cars, and a crime scene investigation van in front of it. The cops were heading up the stairs.

Brianna was worried that something had happened to one of the kids. Lyndi was dispatched to get nosey.

While on the phone Brianna reported that the paramedics had just arrived. I told her it was a murder or the like and they were there to pick up the body.

She was getting freaked out and said how do you know they are dead? I said, the paramedics will show up first if you are still alive.

Anyway, Lyndi returns from being nosey and has the real scoop.

The cops are there to serve a warrant for something stupid like hot checks. The cops are actually there to pick up the previous occupants of the apartment, not the people Brianna just leased to. The paramedics were actual forensics, they came to gather a handwritting sample.


My Wish List 2004

Gift ideas …

* [Laser Leveling Device][1]
* [Laser Guided Measuring Device][2]
* [Sharks With Freaking Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads][3]
* [ _Body of Secrets_][4]
* [Canon EF 100-300mm USM Autofocus Telephoto Zoom Lens][5]
* [_Illustrated Cabinetmaking: How to Design & Construct Furniture That Works_][6]
* [A Frame for the Diploma in my Garage][7]
* [Longhorn Knit Cap][8]
* [Texas Floor Mat][9]
* Bonsai Tree Kit
* [Logo, Font, and Lettering Bible][10]

[1]: http://www.sears.com/sr/javasr/product.do?BV_UseBVCookie=Yes&vertical=TOOL&pid=00948247000
[2]: http://www.sears.com/sr/javasr/product.do?BV_UseBVCookie=Yes&vertical=TOOL&pid=00948252000
[3]: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00006WUWQ/qid=1102045451/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-7496630-1849545?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846
[4]: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0385499086/qid=1102044655/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-7496630-1849545?v=glance&s=books&n=507846
[5]: http://www.adorama.com/catalog.tpl?op=searchresults&searchinfo=ca100300&sid=11020447964569368
[6]: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0762101830/qid=1102044729/sr=2-2/ref=pd_ka_b_2_2/104-7496630-1849545

Family Pictures of Roscoe

The day before the funeral, I was conscribed into service as the scanner operator. I scanned a few family photographs for the picture montage. Using the wonders of a satellite internet connection, I copied them to the dustyjones.com server so I could share them with you. With time, we may get them organized better.

See the Roscoe Conoley set
See the Roscoe Conoley set.