My Sincerest Hope

My most sincere hope is that every corporate shill that has ever authorized off-shoring or out-sourcing of a call center will spend their eternal afterlife listening to canned music while being shuffled from phone extension to phone extension with no hope of ever finding a person that can help them and never being able to fully or easily understand the person at the other end of the line, while construction workers drill holes in their skulls with dull bits driven by cordless drills with failing batteries. It’s the least karma could do.